I was eating some cheese,
But then I felt really bad inside.
I'm lactose intolerant
so maybe that's why I nearly died.
My poop started coming out like a really big rocket,
but team rocket wasn't blasing off.
Just my anus,
oh it was heinous,
such a crime that you could say that
I was not a really a good guy anymore
I was kind of a criminal;
Hey, everybody get back,
step back, I've got a jet pack.
No I don't,
it's just my ass shooting out shit
but its okay cos the ladies think I'm flying
and now I'm fly.
I'm in a field of puss.
Uh fields of puss.
Fields of puss. Yeah.
An ocean of girls.
Gimme some of dat ass,
and now watch me do the twirly twirly
with your nipples.
I'm having sex with cripples.
I don't discriminate.
Are you black, white
or are you some sort of colour I can't name?
like a colour of a grape.
Is it green?
Is it purple?
It depends on the grape
for heaven's sake.
I'm gonna eat some cheese
and nail my cross to a stake.
That didn't make sense,
but it does if you're a vampire
and you really like your meat with you.
I'm sorry for sinning.
I've come to repent,
Give me your higher power.
Let me reach the God in heaven.
I didn't read your book
but I've heard it's got rave reviews.
Have you ever seen a man eat cheese
Please look away
if they're poopin' like I did
cos it was embarrassing
when my grandpa walked in
and there was faeces all over my shoes.
I got the poop on shoe blues
you could say.
why do you discriminate against the gays?
Whats up with that Church? Aw.
Maybe I shouldn't subscribe to your religion.
Maybe I should pretend that I'm a carrier pigeon,
bringing the message, bringing the word
I'm not something in which feel like I'm eat gurh.
Oh say can't you see
all the poop on my eyes?
And the heavenly gouche
that I did not Vespucci.
Midgets and isotopes.
Everybody's throat is filled with good foetuses.