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I'm irresistible,
I'm so kissable,
You'll miss me.
If I'm a constable
I'd arrest you for being pretty.
I'm a little guy,
I've got a big heart though,
I'll show it to you but
if you squeeze me hard, I'll fart yo.

I'm a bit like a maniac
when it comes to the bedroom
I'll vacuum your wounds.
And then you'll have some blood
up in my dyson
but that's okay
cos I'm like a bison;
I'll push you 'round
until you're on the ground
then I'll stab you with my horns
until its dawned upon ya,
that ya gonna died
a little death;
le petit mort
until the end. Yes.

I like gravy,
pour it on my eyes.
I see you
on my thighs.

I'm a little bit of a poor boy,
so you're gonna have to dance with a poor boy
and I like to rhyme poor boy,
with another word, mainly the one 'poor boy'.


You march right into my heart.
You marched right into my feelings.
And now I'm exploding with joy.
Exploding with happiness.
Exploding with love.
And now I'm jurkin.


from Shock Value, Big Dinger, released December 25, 2013



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