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Yo yo yo.
Big track.
Big boy.
Whaddup Sydney?
get ready for the rap blasting.

Hey, my name's pee poo,
I've got no time for yee yoo.
You got legs, I got walkin'.
I'm a Christopher, you're a stalkin'
my mum through the trees and the leaves,
I'm gonna touch your big fat knees.
And then I'm gonna put 'em in my butt,
cos my butt is where you belong
and that's that.

Hi, my name is Jaws,
I'm gonna eat you
because I'm in a store;
Grocery store
getting some lettuce,
let us begin. Hahahahaha.

Ball sack, ball sack
touch my raging boner.
With your good arm,
good strong arm,
took it to the dude
and now I'm pooping on the farm.

Yo, full length track.
Rapping it out.
Like a big bully
crapping its trout.

Hey, my name's Silly Doodle,
I'm gonna put my butt on a poodle.
Yodel for me or I'll touch your nodel
and you'll go to the form for muh...
Is this the end of the song?
This feels like the end of the song.

Thanks for listening to my three star crappy.
And I'll see you on the flop side.


from Shock Value, Big Dinger, released December 25, 2013



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